October 21st : Dear Diary,
today’s seminar was fun, though a bit unconventional. The intention was to explain faithfully flat descent, but at the last moment i had the crazy idea to let students discover the main idea themselves (in the easiest of examples) by means of this thought experiment :
“I am an alien, and a very stubborn alien at that. To us, the only existing field is
The first hurdle was to explain the concept of complex conjugation, as the alien (me) was unwilling to decompose a number
‘Oh, but then you know what
‘Why are you humans so focussed on counting? We do not count! We can’t! We have neither fingers nor toes!’
Admittedly a fairly drastic intervention, but i had to keep them on the path leading to Galois descent… After a while we agreed on a map, which they called conjugation, sending sums to sums and products to products and taking a root of unity to its inverse.
Next, they asked me to be a bit flexible and allow for ‘generalized’ fields such as consisting of all elements fixed under conjugation! Clearly, the alien refused : ‘We’re not going on the slippery road called generalization, we’ve seen the havock this has caused in human-mathematics.’
It took them a while to realize they would never be able to sell me an
Alien : ‘But, how do i recognize one of your algebras? Do they have a special property i can check?’
Humans : ‘Yes, they have some map (which we know to be the map
Alien : ‘But if i take a basis for any of my algebras and apply conjugation to all its coordinates, then all my algebras have this property, not?’
Humans : ‘No, such maps are good for sums, but not always for products. For example, take
Alien : ‘Point taken. But then, your algebras are just a subclass of my algebras, right?’
Humans : ‘No! An algebra can have several of such additional maps. For example, take
By now, the alien and humans agreed on a dictionary : what to humans is the
Likewise, a human-observed
Phrased differently (the alien didn’t want to hear any of this) : there is an equivalence of categories between the category
Further, what to humans is the base-extension (or tensor) functor
is (modulo the above equivalence) to the alien merely the forgetful functor
stripping off the descent-data.
After the break (yes, it took us that long to get here) we used this idea to invent rings living ‘under
Alien : ‘Ha-ha-ha a field with one element? Surely, you’re joking Mr. Human’
Note to self : Dare to waste more time like this in a seminar. It may very well be the only thing they will still remember next year.